Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
