Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
So many bounce houses so little time
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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