The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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