Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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