I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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