THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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