no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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