I need to stop coming to work sober
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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