was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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