He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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