well you can't waste a boner
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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