so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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