I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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