Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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