Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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