His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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