is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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