My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize
