had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
