if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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