Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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