New invention idea: vibrating tampons
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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