Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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