Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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