there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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