Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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