WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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