We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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