Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
