I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Text me some of your sweat
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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