508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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