Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I AM VODKA MAN
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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