its not stalking. its research.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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