I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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