Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I wish there were birth control emojis
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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