this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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