Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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