i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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