I don't think brook has ever known best
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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