We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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