I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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