Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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