Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
this hospital has no fireball
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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