Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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