That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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