I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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