Cold hands, warm shart.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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