The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Randomize
