at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Randomize