she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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