So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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