do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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