Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
